My ex uncle in law was strange. When he thought nobody was looking, like while driving, he would suck on pacifiers. He also couldn’t speak coherently. Nobody ever understood a word he said. I always wondered how he was able to hold a job. He was never diagnosed with it, but we always wondered if he was actually autistic, but maybe 75 years ago they didn’t diagnose things like that. He was also an army veteran.
My ex father in law was super-racist. One day he exclaimed how much he disliked Muslims, and how bad they were, because they “don’t even believe in God”. WHAT?
My stomach has been bothering me for 2 weeks. I probably need to go see a doctor, but haven’t because of too afraid of getting stuck with needles as part of the diagnosis.
So I decided tonight to look up good topical anesthetics so I won’t feel any needles, then reading about what other trypanophobes have used, cream-wise, it triggered a damn panic attack.
I have a problem.
Does it ever piss off anyone else that on the show hoarders there are these horrible people who literally sit on a shit covered couch and watch other people clean up their garbage? I can’t fathom they are going to get better if they aren’t even willing to help throw their own garbage away.
(Sorry, I fell into the M*A*S*H tag…)
Dude. When I was an little I rarely slept (ages 1-4). Mom almost ended up in the hospital from exhaustion. Apparently, the only thing that would calm me was the theme song from MASH. My parents, pre-vhs, would pray for it to come on the tele. It still soothes me to this day.
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I just went shopping for dresses. I tried on about 30 dresses I loved only to find 5 that fit.
Why? Why am I only 16% successful? BOOBS. It’s because of my boobs. In pants, I wear a size 6 (for most brands). My top is around a size 10. For dresses, some companies make them so that they have plenty of boob room, and others assume smaller/average boobs (not miniboob though, they have problems fitting too). So I tried on one adorable dress in 3 sizes. Not a single one fit both my waist and top. One of the only companies that I don’t have this problem with is WHBM. I love that store, but each dress is $80-$200. I don’t know what women fit in these dresses, but I would love to find out.
I thought of Ryan Void when I saw this.
this pleases me immensely.
the star of this is really the creeper giraffe.
I think it’s actually a creeper antelope? It has horns. Do giraffes have horns?
the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
This isn’t as much of a sex ed issue as basic human anatomy (though reproductive anatomy should also be part of sex ed).
TRUE STORY: a few years ago a colleague of mine was showing an x-ray of a woman to a general chemistry class to illustrate x-rays. That week, the mom of a student showed up to complain about the vulgar imagery used in class. My colleague said, “whaaaa?”. The mother replied, whispering as not to offend anyone, “you can see a shadow of her bladder in the x-ray!!!“
ANDDDDD: This is why we can’t have nice things.
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